Bio Nicholai Conliff
Like most people, I love and excel at writing self-summaries. Nothing thrills me more than distilling the whole of my being into a few brief sentences. It's easy; it's accurate.
I'm a fiction author from nowhere in particular. My debut novel, UNBURIED, was released on March 7th, 2013. Since I possess no credentials what-so-ever which would be relevant to a biography, I'll just say this:
I'm generally inspired by garbage. There's a lot of it out there, and given the proliferation of teen paranormal romance over the last few years, the genre has gotten pretty bogged down with it... so I wrote about a gay Nazi vampire. My stories tend to be centered around characters who are ill-at-ease with the world in which they live; they often learn terrible lessons and generally come through their adventures worse for wear.
I was beaten up a lot in junior high school because I dressed funny and wasn't into football; that's probably pretty easy to guess about me. If you hadn't already figured that out, I'm sure you're now nodding your head in acceptation. You might wonder why they even let me live. I often do.